Are you sitting comfortably?

I play Eve. Not excessively: I could, um, give it up any time I like, dude. But I play it a bit.


I have many blogs. One gets a lot of hits, but I find that blogging about Eve tends to drive away my existing readers. So I needed a place to write about all the stuff in Eve that I get geekily excited about.


I also have many alts. One is a budding industrialist who also runs missions: carebear-tastic. Several are trading alts that make me quite a bit of money throughout Empire without doing very much at all. One - and this is probably the one that you are most interested in if you follow Eve politics - is a Goon.

I know what you're saying: "there are no Goons". Well, that's true. Last year, SirMolle (the leader of Band of Brothers) announced that there are no goons. Call it hallucinations on my part, or fan fiction, but I'll write about what that character might do if he, and Goonfleet, did exist. Which he doesn't. And they don't. Obviously.